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Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends, who are always so nice.

Now, we're not saying Donald Trump specifically called us out by name as his enemy -- not like when Alex Jones specifically called us "fake news" and made us laugh and laugh all the way to the Jew Bank sad.

No, he just called everybody the "enemy of the American people," which is super cool and not Hitlery at all.

Anyway, we made you a thing to commemorate how awesome our prezzy is and how he's definitely not a weak sad little loser blaming the Lugenpresse for his inability to get anything done because of how all his people keep resigning in disgrace (yes, already) or telling him to shove his job up his ass or just being basically incompetent and thinking "nah, no need to run this prima facie unlawful Muslim Ban by a lawyer, we are DOERS, not LAWYERERS."

It is just a very good presidency, for sure! Now here is our shirt!

You can click that image, or click here!

PS: The real enemy of the people is Fox's Shep Smith.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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