You know who used to be American, when he killed fucking foreigners in "World War II or Korea or one of these places," while wearing the proper green "Army duds," before liberal Hollywood turned him into a cocksucking cross-dresser? GI JOE THAT IS WHO, come on.

World War II was indeed one of the most awesome "places," for America. And National Review clown John Miller remembers the good old days, when GI JOE was red, white and blue ... not black.

Jesus, man, Miller was about to take his kids to see this movie, to teach 'em how White America kills the shit out of browns, and what even is this crap? Stop making anti-war movies, Hollywood! He remembers, he remembers. [ProgressNotCongress via "Matt Shimkus"]