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Why Do Muskrats Hate America?

Wonkette Semi-Aquatic Rodent Operative "Claiborne" asks this very important question, and the answer is: because they are terrorists. New evidence reveals that violent extremist muskrats perpetratedtoday's breach of the levees north of St. Louis. Shocking video footage of these terrorists plotting their takeover of Missouri, after the jump.


America doesn't stand a chance against these monsters.

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