Why Does Rand Paul Hate Pants?
Rand Paul hates pants because he doesn't need them when he's KICKING TREY GRAYSON'S ASS,OHHHHH... (Wait, what?) Anyway, here is a picture of Doctor Senator Rand Paul from the local newspaper this morning. Is he going to just wander around like a child all the time if he becomes Senator, wearing no pants to speak of? The Paultards must go ga-ga over those legs. [Washington Post]