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Why Not Just Put Idi Amin Back In Charge, While They're At It?

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Your Wonkette's total hatred for all forms of cable news has been well established by this point, but that Rachel Maddow, goodness, she is one hot potato sometimes! This Ugandan Anti-Homosexuality bill and its estuaries of sadness should be a MASSIVE story on the front page of every real news thing out there! (Below Tiger Woods though, duh.)

America's secret adulterous Congressional Jesus group "The Family" goes over with George W. Bush's help to befriend and convert the Ugandan government, who then burn all condoms, and now decide to kill or imprison every gay or HIV-infected person, while megapastors like Rick Warren and U.S. legislators who gave the Ugandan leadership these noble thoughts now refuse to do jack shit about it. John Ensign, Sam Brownback and Jim Inhofe will not say a word about what their new friends the Ugandan nutjobs are doing.

It's amazing that Rick Warren has built this sunny reputation in the mainstream as the "new evangelical," the nice one, who wants to fix AIDS and stuff, when he and his small group of powerful friends are almost fully responsible for blowing the lid off of the problem in Uganda. THEY ARE JUST CONDOMS. LET PEOPLE WEAR THE CONDOMS. JESUS DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT. People c'mon!

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This weekend, hundreds of people are gathering in Denver, Colorado for the 2018 Flat Earth Conference -- two whole days of people with suspiciously Andy Warhol-like hair yelling "Where's the curve?!?" and talking about ice walls -- and we are missing out! Flat earthers are kind of the best of all conspiracy theorists, because aside from a few fascists and anti-Semites in the mix, they are mostly harmless cranks who just want to feel like they are way smarter than all of the scientists. As far as I know, believing in a Flat Earth, while stupid, has never hurt anyone -- which is honestly kind of refreshing these days!

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Every so often on this here internet, we get a hate read that is so perfect, that so aptly encapsulates a particular form of douchebaggery that we all must collectively gasp at it's awfulness and revel in the general repulsiveness of the arrogant human being so lacking in self-awareness that they actually thought it would be a good idea to write such a thing. Today, I bring you such a hate read -- Matthew Binder's A Glimpse Into the Ideological Monoculture of Literary New York.

And yes, it's actually worse than it sounds, if that is possible.

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