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Why Yes, Tom DeLay *Will* Samba The Shit Out Of "Why Can't We Be Friends?"

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Do you know how many candy canes were killed in order to make Tom DeLay's dance outfit he wore on the dancing show the other night? This is a rough estimate, but... ~all of them. Anyway, bitchin' rhinestone elephant decal on the back! It really catches the light, especially when Tom DeLay throws his arms up, mid-samba, to throw what appears to be dollar bills at his dance partner, a Job-like figure named Cheryl Dance. Ooh, and note how the light show is in red, white and blue, the official colors of candy canes who have been murdered. [YouTube]

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The great journalists at the National Enquirer regularly sent advance digital copies of stories about Donald Trump and his political opponents to Michael Cohen, according to a story in the Washington Post, which cited "three people with knowledge of the matter" as sources. Probably Trump was one of them, you know how he is.

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