Why Yes, Tom DeLay *Will* Samba The Shit Out Of "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Do you know how many candy canes were killed in order to make Tom DeLay's dance outfit he wore on the dancing show the other night? This is a rough estimate, but... ~all of them. Anyway, bitchin' rhinestone elephant decal on the back! It really catches the light, especially when Tom DeLay throws his arms up, mid-samba, to throw what appears to be dollar bills at his dance partner, a Job-like figure named Cheryl Dance. Ooh, and note how the light show is in red, white and blue, the official colors of candy canes who have been murdered. [YouTube]