From Wonkette's sister site (which makes it my stepsister site?) Jalopnik comes a thrilling tale of State Department debauchery in New York.

Take one federal Buick LeSabre, add flashing lights and a PA system, throw in a cooler and a case of Heineken and then barrel through the streets of NYC with three chicks in the car with the lights going, calling out "Keep to the right!" over the vehicle's megaphone. When you get broadsided by a cab, um... well, that's probably the moment that post-party regret kicks in.

The State Department Knows How to Party [Jalopnik]

-- David Weigel