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It is Saturday! And we found you a nice thing! We really, really like every second of this mashup of clips from the situation comedy program "It's Often Nice Weather in Hot L Baltimore" into a notional production called Trump: The Movie, so maybe we'll finally take the plunge and binge-watch the teevee show, too.


Also, even though we only worked three days this week, we are exhausted. When does the bloggers' class action suit against Donald Trump for overtime and mental cruelty and making us do all the Charlie work get rolling?

Pay the troll toll! Click here to keep the servers running, pay our salaries, and buy us sweet, sweet booze.

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Should we even try to say anything about the week that just passed, or is it Saturday and we don't care right now? That, the second thing, it is that one. Instead, look at Wonkette Official Toddler Donna Rose, in pics above and below, giving some fierce LEWKS for the camera, because she is a very famous model.

And also we guess we will count down the top 10 posts of the week, like we do.

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HOLY ACHTUNG TWITTER IS FREAKING OUT! Special Counsel Robert Mueller's office (SCO) has issued a statement, almost 24 full hours after Buzzfeed's story on Donald Trump ordering Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about the failed Trump Tower Moscow deal started blowing everybody's minds. Mueller's spokesman says actually BuzzFeed got it a bit wrong. This is significant because 1) Mueller's office NEVER talks, and B) well, they're not actually saying BuzzFeed got it WRONG wrong. Just, you know, kinda wrong.

Wow, that statement is lawyered as fuck. BuzzFeed described "specific statements" wrong, and its "characterization of documents and testimony" was just an eensy bit off, and maybe if BuzzFeed moved this sofa over here it would take advantage of more natural light in the room, and honestly, BuzzFeed should trim up this one paragraph of its article, because those sentences DO NOT SPARK MARIE KONDO'S JOY.

Otherwise, it's great!

First of all, we want everybody to relax. Donald Trump is still a criminal.

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