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Will Al Gore Be Obama's Black Vice President?

When Bill Richardson, John Edwards, Bob Casey, Sam Nunn, and all those other nuts gave their various flavors of "endorsement" to Barack Obama, the chatter immediately switched to why each of them was theonly possible choice to be Barack Obama's black vice president. And then Hillary Clinton said something phunny, and people forgot about the endorsements entirely. This will somehow happen again. For now, let's explore why Al Gore must be Obama's black vice president if he wants any shot at this thing, and why it would be a great achievement for humble ol' Albert Gore Jr.


Why wouldn't Al Gore want to be vice president, now? Look at his accomplishments: He invented technology, made Power Points about lowering Earth's temperatures (for which he won a Peace cash prize), won Oscars, Emmys and other Heroic Awards, and was a Congressman and Senator and former presidential candidate, the one with a "locked box." Ha ha, what was that thing anyway?

If someone with that resume was offered the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be vice president, it's hard to imagine he wouldn't take it. It would be an exciting, new position for Gore -- the number two job in America! Surely he's been dreaming of this opportunity -- to be vice president, for eight years possibly! -- his entire life.

My Endorsement [Al Gore]

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Guess who's going on a field trip to Mother Russia next week? Which patriotic Americans will be celebrating Independence Day in Moscow with the traditional blinis and summer borscht? Whose PR team is about to have a really, really bad day?

Nice try, but it's not President Trump -- he's got his annual Moscow performance review later in July. (And anyway, his PR team is permanently located in the ninth circle of hell.) No, it's Senators John Kennedy (R-LA), Richard Shelby (R-AL), and John Hoeven (R-ND), who will be showing their love of the United States by decamping to Russia in the midst of an undeclared cyberwar. We shit you not!

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