Not since the Grinch stole Jesus' Birthday from the tiny hydrocephalic aliens of Whoville has a figure of evil so blatantly tried to fuck a precious holiday to death: Barack Obama wants to make September 11 some kind of evil, patriotic day of remembering the terrorist attacks by doing something for America. It is exactly like he individually piloted all of those jets into those buildings, and knocked them down!

Ha ha, just kidding, that was Cheney who piloted the jets into the WTC and Pentagon, with a joystick, from his wheelchair. Walter Cronkite said this! (From beyond the grave.)

Uh, anyway, let's see, some wingnut blog or another .... Yes! The Spectator, from America:

The Obama White House is behind a cynical, coldly calculated political effort to erase the meaning of the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks from the American psyche and convert Sept. 11 into a day of leftist celebration and statist idolatry.

Hahahahaha.

But there's an even funnier part, here:

The plan is to turn a "day of fear" that helps Republicans into a day of activism called the National Day of Service that helps the left. In other words, nihilistic liberals are planning to drain 9/11 of all meaning.

To recap: Wingnuts are furious about losing their "day of fear" because having a National Day of Service, in America, will "drain 9/11 of all meaning," which is, of course, to Republicans, a "day of fear."

Fuck these people. Or, we should say, "Good luck with the Death Panel, old white people!"