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William Donald Schaefer: Out of Comptrol!

william donald schaefer.jpgYesterday we briefly mentioned the ogling incident involving Maryland comptroller (and former state governor) William Donald Schaefer. After being called on his inappropriate comments to a young female aide, Schaefer defended himself unapologetically: "That's so goddamn dumb, I can't believe it... [She] ought to be damn happy that I observed her going out the door. The day I don't look at pretty women is the day I die."


The controversy has gotten more attention since then, so we'll supplement the record with some gossip about Schaefer from our readers:

* he's a vain man who wears make-up to events, in order to look good for photos (hey, nothing wrong with a little metrosexuality!);

* according to a reader, he has "grabbed the butts of at least two women that I know, conveniently in crowded situations"; and

* he regularly makes "very crude comments" at news events and public meetings.

The mainstream media can vouch for that last point. The Baltimore Sun reports that Schaefer "has railed against McDonald's employees who speak limited English and people with AIDS, and has long called the women with whom he works 'little girls.'"

In summary, according to one Wonkette operative, "this latest bit of news is no surprise to those of us who have had to deal with him in the past." The man is "a total nutcase"!

Schaefer Raises Eyebrows [Baltimore Sun]

Earlier: Remainders: The Politics of Truth

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It was bound to happen. We're now watching Republican congressmen react to Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office and saying "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING" during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, literally inviting hostile foreign powers to attack the 2020 election for him like Russia did in 2016. And if you thought there wouldn't be at least one of them to say the quiet part loud and state for the record that crime is good if it helps Republicans win, then you haven't been paying attention to the Republican party in quite a while.

Enter GOP Rep. Chris Stewart of Utah, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, AKA the committee whose members really should know better, even the Republicans, but unfortunately they don't because A) they're idiots and B) they've been sucking at Devin Nunes's dairy cows' teats (ALLEGEDLY) for too long:

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