Wingnut Camper Art Project Shares How-To Secrets For Sexing Obama
Here is what a Teabagger stream-of-consciousness novel looks like self-published on the back of a camper, like all major wingnut tomes. Tea Party, meet your T. S. Eliot.
It is almost as if we are looking at a Teabagger brain scan, or "draft one" of Michele Bachmann's campaign tour bus, or the lyrics to a song Teabaggers use to sing to their children to sleep at night. There are some important questions, though. Why is most of it spelled correctly? Why is the handwriting so legible? Is Satan actually a bisexual? Why is it called even called "Revelation" when every wingnut already knows about all of these things?
"Obama wants soldiers to wear to pink uniforms, nylon stockings, and high heels, it turns him on" is probably our favorite verse. Does TEA S. Eliot know for sure that this works, from practice? We will try to remember it for future chances to sex the prezident. [Reddit via Wonkette Operative "Leo S."]