How lovely: we have received an (indirect!) warbloggingchallenge from none other than America's greatest warlord, George Washington. He was so furious about how you people treated him in the comments of that Mount Vernon Statement post that he actually went into the comments, picked fights -- and again we're talking about the first United States President, George Washington, here -- posted about the tiffs on his blog ("Is that just TOO MUCH FUN, ribbing these looney Libs?"), and e-mailed your Wonkette's tips box. Every commenter must apologize to the National Father, here. MUSH, MUSH! [George Washington's blogspot]