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Wingnuts Keeping Their Kids Home Because Obama (Who Is Black) Will Speak To Schoolchildren On TeeVee

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While the state of Colorado has a few nice cities and some lovely wilderness, until very recently theentire state was run by the Ku Klux Klan, and those people didn't all just die/disappear! And you can bet the "Rocky Mountain Fever Tick" wingnuts are not pleased about this colored fella speaking to kids on teevee about the so-called "value" of "education" and "staying in school." So, to fight this black-socialist threat, the poor white children of wingnuts will be forced stay home and get dumber, while watching the hip-hop on the home teevee, because Barack Obama is going to address the schoolkids next week, for a few minutes, on the school teevee.


All schools now have television sets, in every classroom! What a remarkable advance, in the number of television sets in classrooms for learning.

The Denver Channel reports:

Shanneen Barron, a Highlands Ranch mother, said she normally isn't involved in political activism, even though a sign in her front yard reads "Vote Republican."

But she said she is worried that Obama will put forth a socialist agenda and try to indoctrinate her children.

"Thinking about my kids in school having to listen to that just really upsets me," she said. "I'm an American. They are Americans, and I don't feel that's OK. I feel very scared to be in this country with our leadership right now."

Ha ha, "Shanneen Barron." Now that sure doesn't sound like a good white American name!

And now liberals are furious because Ronald Reagan spoke to schoolchildren through the new medium of "television" in the late 1980s and George W. Bush also did this to the schoolchildren in the early 1990s, and yet dumb trash of 2009 are not cognizant of this political trivia, just as they fail to comprehend their own wingnut hypocrisy of claiming it's terrible to see a black president on the teevee because he'll try to slip in some sort of "political policy," even though he's just going to tell the doomed kids that they're much more doomed if they drop out of school, while Reagan and Bush Senior actually tried to brainwash the kids with actual pitches for (of course) tax cuts and education cuts. [The Denver Channel/TPM]

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It was bound to happen. We're now watching Republican congressmen react to Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office and saying "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING" during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, literally inviting hostile foreign powers to attack the 2020 election for him like Russia did in 2016. And if you thought there wouldn't be at least one of them to say the quiet part loud and state for the record that crime is good if it helps Republicans win, then you haven't been paying attention to the Republican party in quite a while.

Enter GOP Rep. Chris Stewart of Utah, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, AKA the committee whose members really should know better, even the Republicans, but unfortunately they don't because A) they're idiots and B) they've been sucking at Devin Nunes's dairy cows' teats (ALLEGEDLY) for too long:

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