Witness to a Coronation: Human Maze and More

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"I got stuck in the giant people pens in Lafayette park this AM.  I was simply trying to get down H Street withouth having to walking in the middle of the street.  Turns out they've turned the whole park area - sidewalk included - into some weird human intelligence test (ironic, no?) that mirrors a mouse maze.  I went in through one hole in the pen, followed a path, hit a wall, turned around, tried again.  This continued for a good 15 minutes, during which I was watched by no less than 4 burly looking secret service dudes.  Humorous, yes.  Blow to my ego? Absolutely."


More after the jump.

Confused Republicans in SUVs are starting to clog our streets.  I'm keeping my eyes open for the proverbial Texas-hair-and-fur-coat look, but they all must have done a collective wardrobe update during the last 4 years....

I work in the Natl Press Bldg,  and all the hotels are doing load-in for their cowboy balls today. From looking in the back of the delivery trucks, it appears that six-foot-tall  neon cowboys are the decoration of choice this year. How perfectly mediocre.


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