Wizard People
*Heard on the Hill: Rep. Ted Poemisquotes original KKK Grand Wizard on House floor. Embarrassing on two levels... Marijuana Policy Project embarrassing Democrats by giving them money...Rep. John Campbellintroduces a silly little bill that would allow people to pay more taxes if they felt like it. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Barbara Bushwent to the Queen's dinner party with her old college boyfriendRoy Blount. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Queen surrounded by journalists at Garden party...Carmela Sopranois reading a book by nutjobFred Barnes... Surprise guest for dinner with the Queen was the jockey who won that one horse race. [ Examiner ]
*Under the Dome: Rep. Heath Shuler9th-worst NFL draft pick in history...Paul BegalatrashesDavid Broderfor trashingHarry Reid, Senate Dems sign a letter saying Broder's a jerk,Kathleen Parkerpoints out that he's never fucked an intern, so he can't be wrong... TMZ to launch in DC with sub-Candid Camera tits prank. [ The Hill ]
*Shenanigans: There are a lot of weird parties tonight, including one forRon Jeremy...Amy Holmeswants a date, people. [ Politico ]