* Heard on the Hill:Rep. Ted Poe misquotes original KKK Grand Wizard on House floor. Embarrassing on two levels... Marijuana Policy Project embarrassing Democrats by giving them money... Rep. John Campbell introduces a silly little bill that would allow people to pay more taxes if they felt like it. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source:Barbara Bush went to the Queen's dinner party with her old college boyfriend Roy Blount. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Queen surrounded by journalists at Garden party... Carmela Soprano is reading a book by nutjob Fred Barnes... Surprise guest for dinner with the Queen was the jockey who won that one horse race. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome:Rep. Heath Shuler 9th-worst NFL draft pick in history... Paul Begala trashes David Broder for trashing Harry Reid, Senate Dems sign a letter saying Broder's a jerk, Kathleen Parker points out that he's never fucked an intern, so he can't be wrong... TMZ to launch in DC with sub-Candid Camera tits prank. [The Hill]

* Shenanigans: There are a lot of weird parties tonight, including one for Ron Jeremy... Amy Holmes wants a date, people. [Politico]