Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy & Tour Tries Midwestern Nice! Madison Tonight, Minneapolis Saturday!
OK, it's your turn, Wonkconsin and Wonkesota! The Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is in your neck of the woods!
Tonight, Friday June 14, 6 p.m.: Madison, Wisconsin.(Can someone invite Scott Walker? Or the Tank Riot guys?) Harmony, 2201 Atwood Ave., Madison, WI 53704 (608) 249-4333
Saturday, June 15, 6 p.m.: Minneapolis.(Can someone invite Keith Ellison?) Grumpy’s Downtown, 1111 Washington Ave. S, Minneapolis, 612.340.9738.Get there before 9 p.m., as that is when we lose the room to some shitty band!
Is there more to this tour? YOU BET YOUR SWEET WONKIN' ASS!
True story: I once lost a radio call in contest because the Host refused to accept Madison, Wisconsin as one of the answers to the challenge to name 5 state capitols named after presidents.
Guy hung up so quickly, I didn't even get the chance to mention our fourth president.
You mean the liver isn't one of those "use it or lose it" organs?