Wonket White House Pen-Pal Funtimes!


President B. Barry Bamz has been having a week or three! His Nobamacare is rolling out like a Hoveround with three flat tires, and other stuff has been happening to him probably too, who can even remember? (We can't. Because wefinally got our prescription refilled, suckas. And YES that is what we spend your money on. AND YOU LIKE IT.)

Well, reader "Kathleen" sent us a suggestion, and that is that we do our part to help perk up the prezzy we all love. (Yes, all of us. We all love him. We know he did drones and is a center-right president. We are aware of all Kenyan traditions.) "Kathleen's" sample text is after the jump.

So ask not what your president can do for you, but what you can blah blah blah blah blah. Leave your letters in the comments. We will pick some and put ponies on them maybe, or something, actually we won't because we don't know how to do Photoshop, and Dok is on "vacation," maybe Sad Lee Stranahan will offer a class on that.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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