Wonkette Bazaar LEFTOVERS SALE!
A lot of the time when my good son was printing up a T-shirt in our basement "factory," he'd print a men's large instead of a women's, or a white tee instead of a black, or a small white women's Enemy instead of a medium men's kitten with a whip.
He was high a lot of the time, is what I am saying.
So anything he printed by accident this year is now ON SALE for just the PRICE WE WOULD PAY TO SHIP IT TO YOU IN THE US.
Hats, kitten with a whip totes, stickers, games, babby onesies, anything we don't have to print up and can keep sending to you from my dining room after we shut down the factory, you can still keep ordering those until they are gone.
What time is it? It is time for
lunch OPEN THREAD, which will last until NOON EASTERN TOMORROW because that thing we do every New Year's where we start the posts at noon and they should have been written beforehand so we can have the day actually off, but they weren't and we don't.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.