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Wonkette Book Contest: Vote For Your Favorite Disturbing Maddow/Scalia/Alien Art!

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Democracy is democratizing at the Wonkette blog! We received so many excellent submissions for our "make a dumb computer picture of Rachel Maddow fighting aliens and/or Antonin Scalia" Art Contest that your usually totalitarian editor has decided not to unilaterally pick the winner based on whatever would piss off the community most. We did, however, cull the field down to ten finalists, which you can view and vote on below. Indeed, difficult decisions were made. We appreciate all submissions and applaud the submitteurs. (On the other hand, suck it, losers. Way to lose!) And before you click the clicky, one more exciting new detail: We will now be giving away two (2) autographed copies of Maddow's book, so now two (2) people out of several dozen will not have completely wasted their time making dumb computer pictures. Everyone's a winner! Okay, now go ahead and click the clicky.


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VOTE NOW! We're not sure how easy it is to cheat and vote thousands of times on this free little crap poll embed, but please obey the honor system! Just kidding, cheat at will. This is a WARBLOG for Christ's sake.

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