Wonkette Crushes Bayh's Presidential Hopes

When we published our exhaustively-googled report on the siblings of 2008 contenders, we had no idea we'd effect the race so drastically. But Evan Bayh hadn't counted on the electorate learning so early on that he had no real siblings, and he's dropped out of contention.


While the Wall Street Journal blames Barack Hussein Obama, we are confident that once again Citizen Journalism has won out, and we've saved the people from the prospect of having to tell Bayh apart from Edwards in the sure-to-be interminable Democratic Primary debates of early '08.

Now get ready for Kucinich Fever!

Obama Forces Shuffle in Early '08 Lineup [WSJ]

Earlier: No Siblings, No Presidency

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