Wonkette DC Partytime, Excellent!
Wot's this then, we are in our nation's glorious capital, and we are having a party, by which we mean you may come and meet us and buy us drinks? IT'S TWOO! IT'S TWOO! We shall meet Saturday, from 6 to 9 p.m., at the Melrose Hotel in Georgetown (2430 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20037), to filibuster each other up one side and down the other, SEXYLIKE! A SEXY FILIBUSTER! OF FREEDOM! From six to seven there will be $5 valet parking, and $5 martinis and $5 appetizers, and then after that you will pay full-price, because of how you are not Exxon, we guess.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.