We're so totally honored to be on Pro-Choice America's shortlist for Supreme Court nominees. Paris Hilton and Darth Vader are also up, though we think the real competition comes from Cartman. In any case, we've got our fingers crossed to actually make it to the bench -- maybe Thomas will finally return our copy of "Lesbian Spank Inferno."
And we think you can guess how we'd rule on sodomy cases: You can do anything you want in the privacy of your own bedroom... as long as we can watch.
Who should get the job? [ProchoiceAmerica.org]