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Wonkette Goes To CPAC: A Children's Treasury of Conservatards, Vol. 1

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Hey look, there's Sharron Angle! She refused to answer our questions about the future of makeup and what it means for the War in Afghanistan. Aww! Anyway, we just got here, but we've found plenty of weirdos and such for your enjoyment.

We went to some Citizen's United thing for a free "bloggers lunch," but they were out of sandwiches. All the furries got there first, we guess, as you can see. (Our nation's federal debt is really nice and will even pose for pictures!)

Free t-shirt! See, CPAC is inclusive. For Jews, at least...

Not the Muslims.

Wait! They let one in! All the attendees were ignoring this table like it was filled with bedbugs (probably was!). But media cameras we're surrounding it, of course. Who knows, this Muslim was probably hit with a box of Lipton two seconds after we left and had to forfeit his Sharia scheme.

Either way, the NRA allowed attendees to take Muslim target practice nearby.

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Bexar County -- Texas, of course -- Sheriff's Deputy Jose Nunez, 46, is facing a minimum of 25 years to life in prison if convicted of sexually abusing the child of an undocumented immigrant. Not only did he abuse the child, who he was reportedly related to, he also decided it would be a great idea to terrorize the mother by threatening to deport her if she told. Apparently too afraid to go to the police department, the mother went to the local fire station seeking help for her abused child.

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Associated Press via ABC- From Bexar County Sheriff's Office
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Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.

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