Wonkette Housekeeping: Coverage Schedule

Today will be a half-day here at Wonkette. In honor of the national day of mourning, we're going shopping. Reagan would have wanted it that way.


UPDATE:

CHRIS MATTHEWS: "I think a lot federal employees are at home watching this on television."
Riiiiight.
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