What kind of American Taliban do you think runs this country? Of course I'm not following my husband to New York so that he can concentrate on his lame lifestyle/listings compilation magazine instead of hopping back and forth on the Acela every weekend like a good little boy. He needs to make me eggs, goddamnit.

No, seriously, sweetie, I'm proud of you. Now, go make me my eggs.

Chris Lehmann In At New York Mag [Gawker]