Wonkette Is Now A Kamala Harris 2020 Fanblog
What's up fuckers? Were you waiting for me to come back from Mexico and write words at ya? Well, you know I don't write words at ya anymore, because of how I hate you, each, individually, but more importantly Trump has knocked all the words right out of my silly little lady brain.
Or rather, you know I pretty much only write words at you once a month, when it's time to remind you that Wonkette is AD-FREE and supported ONLY BY YOU, or specifically 1.2 percent of you, and shall we make it 1.4 percent? Pony up, mama's got full-timers to hire. You go get your credit card or your paypal login, I'll wait.
GOOD. Now that's done for the month (don't make me write a separate post about "blah blah blah we save you from your head in the oven each and every day, we are the best and you love us so much now we must make it official, or have you not noticed that THEY KILL WEBSITES DON'T THEY," it is time to introduce you to this new KAMALA 2020 SHIRT we done made you, see, she is Super Lady and also kind of doing a Black Power fist. Plus too, see above? My boobs are HILARIOUS.
Why Kamala? Because for the life of us, we can't even THINK of anyone else we hunger to see in the White House, though we'd accept Elizabeth Warren at either end of the ticket. She's smart. She's effective. She makes the old white men INSANE. And she has a bill to repeal the tax cuts and give everyone middle class and down a monthly disco check.
Perhaps you have your own favorite who is not Kamala Harris! YOU ARE ALLOWED, as long as you are polite about it. And in return we will hardly even glare at all at your clearly inferior favorite candidate COUGH JOE BIDEN COUGH.
Here is the graphic proper:
Shy designed it, as usual, and I ironed on the decal transfer thingies on a machine RIGHT HERE IN POLSON, after the people who were going to silkscreen it locally forgot I asked for two solid weeks after they were already supposed to be done, and MAN you can't get a Montanan to accept a job to save his life, can you? Fucking white people.
Here it is on my husband, with a little bit of glare on it, it looks better in person:
All the shirts are 100 percent cotton; the men's are a basic black crewneck and the women's are a royal-blue V-neck, and they are $21.99 and shipping in the US is FREE.
We only have three dozen of each size in ladies (up to 4X! I have heard you, large sisters!), and a dozen of the men's, up to 3X, so I BET I have to order more shirts and then PRESS THEM WITH MY HANDS real quick-like, because they are going to go VITE.
Let's look at my boobs again, for larfs:
Haha, I look porny. Kamala Harris, on the other hand, looks so CHEERFUL as she KICKS YOUR ASS, FOR JUSTICE.
Buy em at the Bazaar, or "add to cart" on the side of this here website, but not if you're on mobile like some kind of young.
OK WE LOVE YOU BUY NOW.
Now it is your OPEN THREAD, and if you want you can talk about the candidates you like, and please don't slag others' even if it is someone we've been mad at a lot. (LOL, you can slag Richard Ojeda, seriously fuck that Trump-level narcissist dick.) NICE COMMENTS ONLY, or you will be dealt with with Nancy Pelosi's Gavel of Doom. 2020 elections start ....
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.