Wonkette Is World Famous On CNN!
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It is getting hard to remember all the places Wonkette is world famous. Rachel Maddow wants to gay marry us and we haven't set a date, but it's gonna happen, honest. Wonkette's Evan Hurst (me) is world famous in Memphis, where he lives. And now Wonkette's Kaili Joy Gray is world famous on CNN!
OMG YOU'RE LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF WONKETTE ON CNN ON WONKETTE.
WHAT. HAD. HAPPENED. WAS!
[contextly_sidebar id="MJzdO3Sqhf7K5ZzVbzGYVAFIduOlElg3"]Tuesday night, Hillary Clinton won all 57 of the U.S. American primaries (rough estimate) and Wednesday morning, Kaili wrote a report on the results, and also about how Cocknugget-Americans like Brit Hume, Howie Kurtz and Joe Scarborough just could not handle the lady on the screen saying her victory speech. She wasn't smiling enough! She was making shouts! She was being passionate, like a presidential candidate rallying his supporters, except for how it was her supporters. See, when a presidential candidate is the owner of one (1) American Man Penis, they can make so many shouts and it's inspiring. But if a presidential candidate insists on keeping a vagina down there in her pant section, those shouty-shoutys mean she is shrill.
So CNN's Jeanne Moos decided to take out her investigatin' stick and look into all the hysterical lady outrage reactions to men telling Hillary Fucking Clinton to smile a bit more, like a sweet little lady, and yr Kaili Joy Gray was one of the crazy ladies she quoted!
</center>Here, specifically, is the part of Kaili's questioning Moos focused on: <p><img id="8acad" data-rm-shortcode-id="050b7c786b6108b13eae4c1cdfad024f" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY3NTc3MS9vcmlnaW4ucG5nIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTcwNDYzNjE3OH0.OhxIcvKBi6e9Ez9tIwuubS4FIGhbRHGK2fE-5s7F0l0/img.png?width=980" /> </p><p>Kaili was right. That was a smile! So was this: </p><p><img id="714c2" data-rm-shortcode-id="6b26e5013f90eb6e8331d58106238001" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY3NTc3Mi9vcmlnaW4ucG5nIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY5MDAxODAxOH0.9wViT8PJJDFmf4vajRiEBBj3LS-Kje5Qn-41iFnmTQI/img.png?width=980" /> </p><p>Of course, Moos said it all journalism-speaky-like, so she didn't quite capture Kaili's MAD ABOUT A THING tone. But then again, nobody can. </p><p>[contextly_sidebar id="SCVVP6haBhEJHFNnK8a2H6lvSrkz6J4p"]POSTSCRIPT TO ALL OTHER NETWORKS THAT WANT TO MAKE WONKETTE AND KAILI WORLD FAMOUS FOR THIS: Kaili <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/joe-scarborough-not-at-all-sorry-for-being-dumb-sexist-porcine-a-hole" target="_blank">followed up</a> this morning, in response to Joe Scarborough's dumbfuck op-ed, where instead of saying, "Oh goodness, I am sorry for being a cock-snotting sexist about this, I will do better," he doubled down on why it <em>is too OK</em> for Hillary to get micro-aggressioned and tone-policed and spoiler-alerted (we're pretty sure that's one of the things libtards get wee weed up about), because she's running for president. He seems to think presidential candidates, by definition, can't be sexisted. Or that's what we think he was saying, at least. He is an asshole. </p><p>Anyway, Kaili will be signing autographs at Your Mom O'Clock at the corner of Go The Fuck Away and No You Shut Up. You're not invited. </p><p>[<a href="http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/03/16/hillary-clinton-shout-smile-moos-pkg-erin.cnn/video/playlists/wacky-world-of-jeanne-moos/" target="_blank">CNN</a>]</p>