Wonkette: Now With More Ta-Tas
We thought we'd done our last post on Janet's booby, but a scan of the nightly news shows suggests that no one has gotten enough of it yet. (Who knew so many people had maternal attachment issues?) It led on all the major nets -- above Bush endorsing the special investigation of intelligence errors, above the new economic numbers. We're thinking it's only a matter of time before it becomes a campaign issue. You know: Iraq, health care, the economy, and Janet Jackson's tit. What's Sharpton's stand on this, anyway? Showing that deft approach to hot issues that almost won him the last election, Bush has already set out his position on the booby trap: He slept through it.
UPDATE: Dean appears to be the first candidate (besides the narcoleptic Bush) to comment on the mammary mess: "I find that to be a bit of a flap about nothing," the former Vermont governor said. "I'm probably affected in some ways by the fact that I'm a doctor, so it's not exactly an unusual phenomenon for me." We'd like to add that Dean used to be super-hot. So he's probably seen lots of tits. [Reuters]
The Superbowl's All-American Half-time Show [Wonkette]
Janet Jackson: Boob Tube [Wonkette]