MYSTERY EXCERPT: "There were certainly days when I felt I was rode hard and put to bed wet."
This mystery excerpt is:
A) The opening sentence from Jessica Cutler's staff ass roman a clef, The Washingtonienne.
B) Sort of heartbreaking whinny from an old stallion being put out to pasture.
C)A quote from Neal Horsley's high-school prom date, Elsie the Mule.
Answer after the jump.
— GREG BEATO