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We are happy to pass along this bit of propaganda on behalf of the homosexual agenda and recruitment plan:


I saw this post and I had to tell you my “fuck bush” bumper sticker story.  I had a fuck bush bumper sticker on my car, along with my “I’m not gay but my boyfriend is” bumper sticker.  I was driving through central PA when I was pulled over for speeding (which I definitely was..but at least I wasn’t drunk).  Anyway..the cop yelled at me for speeding, then went back to his car, where I assume he was writing me a ticket.

He came back to my car, handed me a warning, and said that he only did that because of my bumber stickers.  He continued to tell me how he is gay as well, and against Bush and his right-wing agenda.

Anyway…just wanted to show how being a crazy liberal fag can get you out of a ticket…even if you are in rural Pennsylvania!

Yes, but you are in rural Pennsylvania.

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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