Wonkette Reader Mail: Bumper Sticker Shock
We are happy to pass along this bit of propaganda on behalf of the homosexual agenda and recruitment plan:
I saw this post and I had to tell you my “fuck bush” bumper sticker story. I had a fuck bush bumper sticker on my car, along with my “I’m not gay but my boyfriend is” bumper sticker. I was driving through central PA when I was pulled over for speeding (which I definitely was..but at least I wasn’t drunk). Anyway..the cop yelled at me for speeding, then went back to his car, where I assume he was writing me a ticket.
He came back to my car, handed me a warning, and said that he only did that because of my bumber stickers. He continued to tell me how he is gay as well, and against Bush and his right-wing agenda.
Anyway…just wanted to show how being a crazy liberal fag can get you out of a ticket…even if you are in rural Pennsylvania!
Yes, but you are in rural Pennsylvania.
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