You Don't Need The Mark Of The Beast To Read Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week
It's been a very long week. Too long, even. So I got you an extra special present this week, which I (again) found on the r/obscuremedia subreddit. It is a song, performed by a band called Heavenly Magic, which was associated with The Family International/Children of God cult, imploring a young woman not to go to the supermarket and buy food with the Mark of the Beast.
Rudely, it's kind of a bop. Though the choreography could use some work.
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I know there's a sale and a special on rice
And you can buy beans at a giveaway price
But that's just their way to get you down there
What you don't know is that they're everywhere
This isn't just a new craze
They want to make us their slaves
Truly, it's a work of art.
And here are your top ten stories of the week!
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