Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Waiting, Come And Jump On It
Since the Olympics are still happening (I guess, I admittedly pay no attention to anything other than figure skating), I thought we'd get festive with this Evgeni Plushenko figure skating routine "set" to "Pony" by Ginuwine. Because it totally works.
Evgeni Plushenko - Pony Bomb Routinewww.youtube.com
And here are your top ten stories of the week!
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Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse