Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week ... Wish You A Happy Benjamin Harrison Day?
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Happy weekend!
Today (according to some random site on the internet that tells you what holiday it is) is Benjamin Harrison Day! Like the guy who was president one time and, uh, also married his niece. I'm sorry, but that is literally the only thing I can tell you about Benjamin Harrison and frankly I do not remember how I know it in the first place. Maybe it was in a movie or something? I'm also not sure why they picked today, given that his birthday was in August, but whatever.
Anyway, I couldn't think of anything else for top ten content today, so I guess we can all just learn about Benjamin Harrison! Apparently he was also in favor of letting Black people vote and opposed the Chinese Exclusion Act, so that's nice.
Benjamin Harrison: The Forgotten Presidentwww.youtube.com
And here are your top ten stories of the week!
10. Angela Davis Descended From Mayflower Colonizers Isn't 'Gotcha!' Some Idiots Seem To Think
9. Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Piña Colada!
8. Wonkette Movie Night: 9 To 5
7. Dilbert Guy Explains He Is Just Doing The Mike Pence Rule, But With Black People
5. Marjorie Taylor Greene's Secession Sequel
4. Florida State Senator Wants To 'Cancel' The Democratic Party, Like They Need His Help
3. This Year's CPAC Doesn't Sound Like Very Schlappin' Good Time To Us
2. Nebraska Dem Just Gonna Filibuster Eeeeeeeeverything
1. Having F*cked Around, Dildo Guy Scott Adams Finds Out. Hard.
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