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Just kidding, no we didn't. We saw Dallas from our Aunt Annie's house, because of how she lives there. And we saw ... some of you! We forget who you were, because of how it has now been 127 years since our Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest Southwest World Tour And Orgy ended, and we are JUST NOW getting up the final three batches of party pix just in time for TONIGHT'S MIAMI DRINKY THING at the Tiki Bar, 1505 Washington Ave., South Beach, at 6 p.m.! We will buy you a Scorpion! Click through for hot pix.


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