Wonkette Scores Pyrrhic Victory Against Ron Paul Racing!
Ron Paul Racing -- that Paultard "media strategy" we wrote one half-assed post about earlier this week -- appears to be over, because of some... conspiracy thing or other. Its website is waving the white flag, like Hillary Clinton with the Iraq: "As you all can see the vicious lies and attacks on Ron Paul Racing are not stopping, the time and resources spent all week have been to [sic] much for our small organization to swat down." Since we're too lazy to Google for other "lies and attacks" against Ron Paul Racing, we're claiming victory! Hooray!
The guy's full letter almost makes us feel sad, but then we remember that these people have no concept of reality, as evidenced by the Ron Paul Racing campaign:
Ron Paul Racing: Too much to handle
As you all can see the vicious lies and attacks on Ron Paul Racing are not stopping, the time and resources spent all week have been to much for our small organization to swat down. Every word in our prior statement is true and verifiable.
We tried to be as open and honest as possible while maintain our ability to discuses options for our car sponsorship with the top people in the industry. Nobody in their right mind will now. I can say we were close to three different deals that would have been mind blowing.
Our webmaster has given notice that he will be pulling out as well as three other key people. I can't do this anymore. Our job now is to do the best thing for the donors.
So, we will be instructing Pay Pal to return to the individual donors their pledges . We're all sorry but we don't have any other options. We spent $150.00 dollars building, maintaining the site and $280.00 to Scanner Scott for Cell time (Radio Interviews etc.) and expenses he said he needed. Any other expense deductions will be the cost of returning the money Pay Pal charges. A Complete final total when completed will be posted on the War room.
We're glad we could get notice out to "the top people in the industry" before they signed onto these "mind blowing deals." But for comedic purposes... this sucks. Damnit. Oh well, we'll make fun of the Ron Paul Paddlewheel Steamboat whenever it gets a PayPal account set up.