Wonkette Seeks Nubile Young Thing(s)

Do you have a bad attitude and time on your hands? Wonkette seeks sulky D.C. area college students or recent graduates for part-time menial labor and reporting duties. Please send an email saying why you want the job and a haiku about Al Gore to, with "love slave" in the subject line. NO RESUMES. Just impress me. . . with your brevity.