Wonkette Sexy Election Parties Coast 2 Coast & Around the World Part II


ashes of american flags :(Here is a very special TO-DO with all the bars in DC and New York (and Arizona and Bangkok) that will be hosting Big Election Night Parties. (More U.S. and Global parties are here!) Go sake o'bombing and see the Yes We Can-Can! dancers because who knew there are so many alcohol-Obama hybrid puns that we can believe in? Also, what's a party without celebrities? Here we have some gal who used to be on American Idol and star of MTV's The Hills Jeffrey Rosen.


Your Host: Young Lawyers for Obama

Venue: Local 16

Logistical details: $20; 7 PM til close

Sexy details: Open bar til 12:30 am! Plus, "light food"

[Local 16]

Your Host: ElectionNight.us

Venue: Ultrabar

Logistical Details: Ticket prices vary; 8 PM

Sexy details: Features an appearance by "Antonella," a gal who used to be on American Idol. Oh, and free WiFi.


Your Host: Busboys and Poets

Venue: Busboys and Poets

Logistical details: 12 PM; free

Sexy details: There will be six tee-vees of varying impressiveness

[Busboys and Poets]

Your Host: Sixth & I, Humanity in Action, and Institut Montaigne

Venue: Sixth and I Historic Synagogue

Logistical details: 7:30 PM - 11:30 PM; free

Sexy details: You'll have the chance to deface cardboard cutouts of the candidates, plus New Republic legal all-star Jeffrey Rosen will be around, boring people.

[Sixth & I]

Your Host: Obama Pride, Metro DC

Venue: Nellie's Sports Bar

Logistical details: 8:30 PM; must RSVP here.

Sexy details: Featuring a Diversity Outreach Team and numerous tee-vees


Your Host: Young and Powerful for Obama

Venue: The Park on Fourteenth

Logistical details: 6 PM

Sexy details: Hosted by famous dee-jay Jeannie Jones of WKYS 93.9

[Barack Obama]

New York City:

Your Host: Living Liberally, Planned Parenthood of NYC Activist Council, the New York Civil Liberties Union Young Professionals

Venue: Comix

Logistical details: 6:30 PM; free

Sexy details: Titillatingly vague promises of special guests, guarantees of many tee-vees


Your Host: Forgettable Weekend Update host Colin Quinn, Comedy Cellar

Venue: Olive Tree Cafe

Logistical details: 8:30 PM; no cover but there's a $10 food/drink minimum

Sexy details: Colin Quinn and Co. will have miked tables, so there will be running commentary throughout

[Comedy Cellar]

Your Host: Music Television's Choose or Lose; Buzz International

Venue: Element

Logistical details: 7 PM; free

Sexy details: Music by dee-jays Beverly Bond and Misbehavior

Your Host: Obama Fabulous Galapagos Art Space Election Party

Venue: Galapagos Art Space

Logistical details: 6 PM; $10

Sexy details: Free cosmos "if" Obama wins and a performance by the Yes We Can-Can! 14-piece orchestra.

[Galapagos Art Space]

Your Host: Drinking Liberally, Booze & Yarn

Venue: Professor Thom's

Logistical details: 8:30 PM; free

Sexy details: There will be a demonstration on how to knit with "blue state yarn."

[Time Out New York]

Your Host: Obama Pajama Party

Venue: China 1 Antique

Logistical details: $3 (but all proceeds go to Katrina recovery); 6 PM

Sexy details: Drink your terrorist Kool-Aid, which they're calling sake "o'bombas"

[Time Out New York]


Your Host: Governor Janet Napolitano, Attorney General Terry Goddard, and Bob Lord

Venue: Wyndham Phoenix

Logistical Details: 7 PM; free

Sexy Details: John McCain will be schadenfreude-distance away at the Phoenix Biltmore

here are several other Arizona parties:

Ann Kirkpatrick

The Orpheum

15 W Aspen Ave

Flagstaff, AZ 86001

7:30 pm

Rep. Raul Grijalva

Campaign Headquarters

452 South Stone Ave.

Tucson AZ 85701

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords

Tucson Marriot University Park

880 E 2nd St

Tucson, AZ 85719

7:30 pm

Rep. Harry Mitchell

The Fiesta Inn Resort Conference Center

2100 S Priest Drive

Tempe, Arizona 85282

7:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.

Bangkok, because why not:

Your Host: Democrats Abroad — Thailand

Venue: Roadhouse BBQ (corner of Rama 4 and Suriwong Roads)

Logistical details: 9 AM; November 5th

Sexy details: Eliot Spitzer (?)


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