Wonkette Tortures Self, Returns To Philadelphia
Last week, your Wonkette traveled to Philadelphia for a debate and it was the worst experience of all time. So we're getting the band back together and doing it again! Only this time, they're voting, and they'll probably all look stupid because who doesn't. Also, we'll have Famous star "Polaroid" Liz Glover on board to harass the poor citizenry of America's Ben Franklin City. We will leave shortly, and then get stuck on I-95 for 12 hours, and then hopefully post things tonight and tomorrow from "on the ground."