Wonkette Weekend Chat Probably Won’t Kill You If You Wish Us Merry Christmas

Christmas didn’t actually come early this year, because it’s almost always on December 25. However, we are pleased that Santas across Georgia stuffed Herschel Walker’s coal-addled brain into a stocking and shipped him back to Texas. Huzzah!
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Stephen Robinson is a writer and social kibbitzer based in Portland, Oregon. He writes make believe for Cafe Nordo, an immersive theatre space in Seattle. Once, he wrote a novel called “Mahogany Slade,” which you should read or at least buy. He's also on the board of the Portland Playhouse theatre. His son describes him as a “play typer guy."