Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Not A Chicken, You're A Turkey
Today's gonna be a weird day on the internet, probably. Spookily enough though, the patriotic chicken was actually just next in my queue of Wonkette pet pictures and was not specifically chosen for thematic purposes, though it is a lovely chicken (working on my ornithophobia).
Let's see the top ten posts of this week that got lots and lots of traffic either because people liked them or because they were the open thread!
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