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Without the turkey-slaughter stylings of Miss Wasilla, how could any of us really enjoy Thanksgiving? Here's the dropout governor of Alaska before she ditched her job for Hollywood. Look how she doesn't want to touch that filthy animal! Once you've gone Neiman Marcus, you can't go back. So many more beloved holiday traditional videos await you, the thankful American.

Remember when the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade got fuckin' rick-rolled?! Neither do we, but we vaguely recall posting this video a day or two after. And what we knew, at that moment, is that Rick Astley and the "Home for Orphaned Goblins" created a New Thanksgiving Day Tradition, perhaps even more important (culturally) than the time that M&M's blimp crashed into the crowd during the 9/11 Thanksgiving Parade.

And finally, our nation's one & only true Thanksgiving Prayer, by the late artist William S. Burroughs. We've been featuring this particular American Prayer at Wonkette since 2006! Never forget, for real. Nobody ever called Burroughs "the next Thoreau," but maybe they should have ....

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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