Wonkette's Instant Opinions You Should Have Now

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Plame probe: "Started during the Cleveland administration, right?"

Bolton recess appointment to the U.N.: "I liked Trump's renovation plan better."

Gore's new television channel: "Wake me when it starts showing 'Law & Order' re-runs."

Texas schools teaching a course on the Bible: "They can read in Texas?"

The Dems getting a look at John Roberts' Justice Department docs: "If only he liked porn more."

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