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•Plame probe: "Started during the Cleveland administration, right?"

•Bolton recess appointment to the U.N.: "I liked Trump's renovation plan better."

•Gore's new television channel: "Wake me when it starts showing 'Law & Order' re-runs."

• Texas schools teaching a course on the Bible: "They can read in Texas?"

• The Dems getting a look at John Roberts' Justice Department docs: "If only he liked porn more."

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