Wonkette's Top Ten Is A Karma Chameleon

News

Hey! So Rebecca had some very important not-top-tenning to do last night, which means that I am bringing you your Top Ten instead! Isn't that exciting? ("It sure is, Robyn!" — you).

So ... ta da! Here are our top ten posts of this very, very long week. Honestly, I'd actually forgotten all about the brain-eating amoebas before writing this up. That is how much of a year this week has been. Brain eating amoebas are so last year, and by last year, I mean last Saturday.

10. No Russia In Trump's Tax Returns? Shut Your Mouth, Jim Jordan.

9. 60 Minutes Takes Down Trump's Favorite WALL Builder, Like Worse Than Rio Grande Erosion Even

8. NICE TIME! Judge Overturns Stupid Montana Law That Made It Harder For Native Americans To Vote

7. Who Had 'Brain-Eating Amoebas In Texas' On Their 2020 Bingo Card?

6. How To Trump-Proof The Next Debate, For America's And His Own Safety

5. Alaska's US Senate Surprisingly Close, Because Alaska Doesn't Do Predictable

4. Ex-White House Doc Ronny Jackson Knows Who Is On Drugs And It Is LOOK OVER THERE

3. There's Nothing Funny About Brad Parscale Beating His Wife

2. Someone Please Make A Caper Movie About These Postal Workers Refusing To Ratf*ck The Mail

1. Biden's Words Vs. Trump's Urine: Your First Presidential Debate Liveblog!



And here are some more pictures of Donna and Tallulah as their super hero alter egos Rosia Thorn and Super Lu!




And here is a video of me, or at least what I looked like when I woke up this morning, because I am still not quite ready to get a haircut.

Mr. Big - To Be With You (MV) www.youtube.com


It's probably gonna be a hell of a day, so let's start this mother.

Do your Amazon shopping through this link, because reasons.

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. In addition to her work at Wonkette, she also has a biweekly column at Dame. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse

Donate

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

Newsletter

©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc