Wonkette's Week in Review: Crazier By The Minute
The only explanation is that election day is a black hole and the closer we get to the event horizon the more ridiculous events become. How else to explain Trump-reject and Geraldoesque candidate Raj Bhakta's mariachi serenaded elephant parade across the border? You can't make this stuff up, no matter how much you wish you had .
George Allen, call sign "Macacawitz ," was arrested in 1973 , and in our minds it was after the gall darn hootinest backwoods car chase you ever did see.
The cannon fodder forced to work in the Washington Post mailroom had an anthrax scare this week. The "all clear" was sounded after Dana Milbank apologized for misplacing his "party powder."
We wonder if it's worth a trip to BeBar to clear up Cocktober's loose ends , but decide against it as we know almost everything , except why he didn't just go after some GWU freshman ass, like everybody else.
Mark Warner crushes the journalistic dreams of Virginia reporters by dropping out of the Presidential race. But it wasn't for spite, he just didn't want to have to drag his name through the inevitable "Gay Adulterygate" mud.
Dennis Hastert tries to channel Abraham Lincoln and revive the glory days of Illinois republicans by holding a séance with some nutjob preacher , who apparently knows everybody .
There's no escaping our fate. For the rest of eternity, anytime a plane hits a building in New York , CNN is going to the fly-eye split screen.
Let it never be said that we have only contempt for the leaders of this great nation. Respect must be paid where it is due, and American leaders' ability to govern while high is unmatched in the world.
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