Wonkette's Week in Review: What Money Does Buy
* Short week, short review. First thing you need to know is: on Friday, Wal-Mart tried to answer the questions, "Why you acting shady? Why you ain't callin' me baby?", by having Beyonce and Taylor Hicks perform at their shareholder meeting. CostCo admits they were served.
* In its infinite wisdom, DHS slashed the terror prevention budgets for DC and NYC, redirecting the money towards protection of the nation's critical booze-producing infrastructure.
* After they finished the "rock paper scissors" tournament, the Maryland jury in the "Sniper" case figured enough time had passed to make it look real, and convicted John Allen Muhammad.
* No, Al Gore is not running for President -- he's running for Earth.