Wonkette's Week in Review: Winning the Race to the Bottom, One Comment at a Time

• Taking a cue from the great totalitarian regimes of history, George Allen's campaign yells, "Pervert! Heretic!" at a little old father/son blowjob scene in one of Jim Webb's novels.

•  Jack Shafer : member in good standing, brotherhood of man .

• Where does a 300 pound Speaker of the House sit? Anywhere in the space/time continuum he wants.

• We parse the Senate race between Bob "L Word" Corker and Harold "Mandingo" Ford . The call goes for Corker , but could change as we learn more about the porn consumption habits of Tennessee voters.

• Country bumpkins turn against Republicans , citing dissatisfaction with the Iraq war that's killed sons, brothers, and friends all named "Dwayne."

• John Ashcroft plies us with booze and tries to take advantage.

• We live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns, not men reading Wonkette . At least Wolf Blitzer supports us, we knew he'd be "always faithful."

• When the Great North American Highway is finally built, Mexicans and Canadians can start referring to "the drive-over states" as a diminutive.

• Wall Street Journal blog commenters are so smart, so rich, and so utterly unable to hold a candle to Wonkette commenters when it comes to filthy, mean-spirited insults .

• Sadly, Barak Obama is not the savior of the Democratic Party, but rather the earth destroying spawn of Satan . You heard it here first.