World-Famous Dick Joke Emporium And Mommyblog 'Wonkette' Does Not Understand The Kids These Days
Wonkette, it's this blog, you probably don't know it. But maybe your mom does? She is probably like "I love Wonkette, because it is for old people like me who arespending your inheritance and also drunk." Your mom thinks we are funny as shit! She howls and howls, with laughter, and also when we were eating her box, LAST NIGHT.
But it has been some time since Wonkette's heyday as the premier source of #jokes about politics, because at some point The Daily Show stole our whole thing, and also TruckNutz, and became the premier source of #jokes about politics.
And then Jon Stewart left and grew an Al Gore beard, and they hired this kid, Trevor Noah, and now the #jokes about politics are like this:
Hillary Clinton, you are NOT indicted! pic.twitter.com/aKUTU21Cko— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 5, 2016
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.