Wrap It Before You Tap It
* After George Bush cut down the cherry tree, he rounded up a bunch of Arabs and ran voltage through their testicles until they confessed. [ Andrew Sullivan ]
* Petraeus will kill his way to a Nobel Peace Prize because like it said in that book, war is peace. [ Hit & Run ]
* One douchebag deserves another. [ Michelle Malkin ]
* Paultards will rejoice and Dr. Congressman Paul will be our independent president. [ Political Wire ]
* That Alabama preacher is still dead from doing crazy gay shit. [ Fresh Intelligence ]