8 p.m. Eastern Time, friends! And what will the jabbering idiots be discussing tonight, besides "whatever fever-porn nightmares emerge uninvited from their gaping mouths"? Foreign Policy! Oh this will be a delight, won't it? BE HERE, BRING WEAPONS of LOVE & BARRELS of MARIJUANA.

While you wait, enjoy (?) this collection of Rick Perry's ultimate fuckups at previous debates, hosted by Grandpa Munster from the pop band KISS: